Posted by Mr. Sensitive on March 12, 2008
A few others…
Jeanie (Barbara Eden) v. Samantha Stevens (Elizabeth Montgomery)
The girls from Friends (Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Lisa Kudrow)
The women from Desperate Housewives (Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Nicollette Sheridan)
Your picks?
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Posted by Mr. Practical on March 12, 2008
I told my good friend Brad, who’s happily married, about this girl I knew that seemed to be really into me, had a lot of fantastic qualities that I really like, but was fat. I shared with him that despite all the great things about her, I just couldn’t deal with having a fat wife, mainly because I’d never want to have sex. His response surprised me.
“Dude, just marry her,” he said. “Look, you only get five good years out of any girl you marry before they get fat. If you found yourself a great girl, just forget about the five years and marry the fatty.”
I basically told him he could shove his idea up his ass. First off, he’s married to a gorgeous Swedish girl who’s birthed two children for him and still has the body of tennis player. Secondly, if five years is all I can get…
..then I WANT MY FIVE YEARS!
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Posted by Mr. Sensitive on March 12, 2008
Dawn Wells was in the news this week. You might remember her as Mary Ann in Gilligan’s Island. That was the show for the mid-1960s involving the three hour tour, the storm…you know the song. Anyway, poor Dawn was busted for having marijuana in her vehicle.
My first thought was “Well that explains the eighty pound weight gain over the past forty years.”
But that reminded of the question that every guy our age (I’m 46) has either asked or has been asked:
Ginger or Mary Ann?
You know. Which would you rather do?
I’m a Mary Ann man. I wanted to be the first guy to fuck her over. Just needed an opportunity to treat her like absolute shit and ruin her for all other guys. You can tell that Ginger’s been hosed by countless guys. And she kept coming back for more.
But Mary Ann was fresh.
Wide eyed.
Trusting.
That’s right. Come to daddy, my unsuspecting chew toy.
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