Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted by Mr. Sensitive on March 12, 2008
Dawn Wells was in the news this week. You might remember her as Mary Ann in Gilligan’s Island. That was the show for the mid-1960s involving the three hour tour, the storm…you know the song. Anyway, poor Dawn was busted for having marijuana in her vehicle.
My first thought was “Well that explains the eighty pound weight gain over the past forty years.”
But that reminded of the question that every guy our age (I’m 46) has either asked or has been asked:
Ginger or Mary Ann?
You know. Which would you rather do?
I’m a Mary Ann man. I wanted to be the first guy to fuck her over. Just needed an opportunity to treat her like absolute shit and ruin her for all other guys. You can tell that Ginger’s been hosed by countless guys. And she kept coming back for more.
But Mary Ann was fresh.
Wide eyed.
Trusting.
That’s right. Come to daddy, my unsuspecting chew toy.
March 12, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I thought Mary Ann was incredibly hot, but I still think I would have gone with Ginger. She was amazing.
Though, on WKRP in Cincinnati, I preferred Bailey over whoever Loni Anderson’s character was.
March 13, 2008 at 8:31 am
Here’s another vote for Mary Ann. I loved those tops that showed her belly.
But Ginger was amazing. And still is. I saw an interview with her a few years ago and she was still incredibly hot.
I agree about preferring Bailey to the Loni Anderson character on WKRP. She had a great face, a long and lean body, and gorgeous long hair.