Marriage vs. Prostitution
Posted by Mr. Sensitive on March 16, 2008
I guess that I need to throw my two cents on the Eliot Spitzer affair (pun intended). I’ve never been a big fan of marriage. In fact, I’m convinced that it is nothing more than male slavery (more on that in a later post). But look at it from poor Eliot’s side. He wakes up every morning next to that same plain looking block of wood also known as his wife. You might have seen her standing next to Eliot looking like a hurt puppy while he apologizes for his misdeeds. But think about it for a minute. Could you really see her as someone who straps her freak on in the bedroom?
Didn’t think so.
So Eliot wants a little excitement in his life. He’s tired of looking at the same ragged dishtowel that used to be the hot young babe he fell in love with so long ago. You know that ploy that women use to trap men into marriage. Long, flowing hair. Make up that is perfectly applied. A body that is slender and athletic looking. Wild monkey sex on numerous occasions throughout the week.
Now?
Hair that is short and easy to manage (when she decides to do something with it). Little or no make up which exposes the imperfections, creases, winkles, etc. Ten to fifteen pounds that gets strapped to her ass and thighs every year.
And sex?
Maybe on your birthday.
When she’s in the mood.
Poor Eliot didn’t have a choice. His wife pushed him off that cliff.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m convinced that most married men will cheat on their wives if there is absolutely no chance that they’ll get caught. We can’t help it. It is our divine right to plant our seed in fertile ground. We must have sex otherwise our heads will implode. This basic concept is part of our DNA. Who are you to argue with the evolutionary process?
Eliot did what any normal man (with a shitload of money) would have done under the same circumstances. He just got caught. And every single guy across this country had the exact same thought about Kristin…
…damn she’s hot.
March 24, 2008 at 3:14 pm
You’re right what guys thought when we saw the pics of Kristin/Ashley Dupre. She is smoking hot.
You mentioned that most wives cut their long hair, get fat, and have sex less frequently. Single guys ought to become aware of this.
They are attracted to good-looking, slender women with great long hair, who have sex with them often. Then a year or two after the wedding the hair gets cut. The wives say:
1) But long hair is sooo impractical; it takes too long to get ready
2) The baby will pull on it
3) Women my age shouldn’t have long hair
4) A shorter hair-style looks much more professional
5) I look better with a short cut (something to which all her female friends will attest).
If you persist in your opinion that your wife would look better with the long, flowing hairstyle that attracted you in the first place, she will respond that 1)you don’t love her for herself, but for your hair (how shallow and heartless you are), and 2) it’s MY hair and I’ll wear it the way I want.
There are some wives who keep their long hair, despite the pressure from hairstylists and their female friends to cut it. If you’ve never seen this pressure from women to get their female friends to cut their hair, it’s an interesting phenomenon. If I were cynical I would say most of these women want to live in a world where no women over age thirty keep their long hair, in an effort to level the playing field.
But the vast majority of wives will cut off the long hair that was a key part of their attractiveness to guys. That’s because they think they no longer need the long hair once they’ve secured a husband. It’s now perfectly safe for them to cut it off.
It’s a lot like men who work out regularly and eat a good diet while they’re single, but then stop working out and start gobbling twinkies after they get married.
One lesson for guys is that when you’re trying to figure out whether or not to seriously date or marry a given woman, you shouldn’t be too impressed by her stunning, long, thick, Pantene hair. There’s a good chance she’ll cut it off after she doesn’t need it any longer.
May 27, 2008 at 5:44 pm
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