Related to the point in the comment just above, there’s an old joke among married guys, “Why does the bride have such a huge smile as she’s walking down the aisle? Answer: because she knows that’s the last **** she’ll ever have to s***.”
I’ve talked to single guys and they have no clue how this activity becomes much less frequent or stops entirely after the wedding.
March 17, 2008 at 7:05 pm
HAHAHA!
He just got the bill from the DJ, the photographer, and the country club.
March 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm
To paraphrase a line from Sam Kinison (may he rest in peace)…
…she yanked his dick off from between his legs and said “Well, you won’t be needing this anymore.”
March 24, 2008 at 11:32 am
Related to the point in the comment just above, there’s an old joke among married guys, “Why does the bride have such a huge smile as she’s walking down the aisle? Answer: because she knows that’s the last **** she’ll ever have to s***.”
I’ve talked to single guys and they have no clue how this activity becomes much less frequent or stops entirely after the wedding.