Rule #1 About Meeting Women on the Internet
Posted by Mr. Practical on March 22, 2008
My buddy Bill and I were talking the other day, and we kind of figured something out. You see, we are both on MySpace, and he’s done some dating websites before, so we’ve obviously had many chances to look over thousands of women’s profiles over the years. In all this time we have learned one very valuable lesson:
If a girl posts picture after picture after picture of nothing but her face…
…she’s fat.
This rule is right 100% of the time. How do I know this? It’s simple. If a girl has a rocking body, she’ll want to show it off. If she has an average body, she’ll still want show pictures of herself in clothes that flatter her. But if she’s fat, well hell, no one wants to see that, so she won’t show it.
Just another tip for you, fellas.
March 24, 2008 at 10:46 am
Good point. It’s sometimes hard to figure out what the girl looks like by looking at a tiny picture.
It’s not difficult for her to camouflage her appearance. The tight shot on her face is just one of the ways she can do this. There are lots of others. Hmmm, I’ll list some in a new post.
March 27, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Also, if she has the one picture as her default for a really long time, you can be sure it was one of those freak occurrance photos where she looks totally different to her normal self, either due to exactly the right kind of lighting or angle.
March 27, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Excellent point, Adrian. I’ve seen that as well.
April 10, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Hmm. I’ve noticed that too. But since I am, was, always have been, and always will be a chubby chaser (I love fat girls) this is the type of thing I’d look for if I was net hunting. It’s a damn shame that big girls are taught to think their bodies are ugly. Very few BBWs post full body pictures. It would be awesome if they did..
April 10, 2008 at 9:03 pm
I mean to say it would be awesome if MORE OF THEM did.. sorry people.
April 11, 2008 at 8:50 am
Famen, you should move to Michigan. You’d love it.