I Can’t Blame John Edwards

I’ve spent the past week trying to decide whether I want to weigh in on the John Edwards affair with Rielle Hunter.

I mean…another politician gets caught in an affair with another woman. He asks for forgiveness while his poor wife stands beside him in a laughable sign of unity. And my initial response is always the same…

BULLSHIT!!!

Let’s have a moment of truth, shall we?

There are two types of married men:

1) Those who cheat on their wives, and

2) Those who think about cheating on their wives.

And every single married guy will ask himself the same question before crossing that line into adultery…

…will I get caught?

You know Johnny Boy asked himself that very question. And you have to admit that Rielle looks pretty good for a chick in her 40s.

So John’s decision came down to this…

…be faithful to my plain jane wife at home or bang this vibrant blonde.

I think the decision is easy. Don’t you?

Will I get caught?

I imagine Johnny Boy will do a better job of checking the birth control angle before he decides to strap his freak on.

In the meantime, he can rub this episode in the face of a certain conservative commentator who happened to question his sexuality a few months ago (and also happens to be a hot looking babe).

So John Edwards…step up to the podium and tell Ann Coulter to go $%&^# herself.

Someone Explain This to Me

I have made a special effort not to watch one single second of the Olympics this year.

Why you might ask?

Because I am completely sick of commercialized events that are over populated by self absorbed athletes who are more concerned with grabbing every dollar within reach while forgetting the true meaning of the Olympic spirit. (Go ahead…call Mr. Sensitive old fashioned).

Anyway, I ran across a story about this Paraguayan chick who has become the heartthrob of this Olympiad. Her name is Leryn Franco and she competed in a javelin competition (in fact, she finished next last a couple day ago). I was able to locate a picture of her and my first thought was…

…Are you shitting me?!

Now granted…when it comes to women, I have two criteria:

1) Hot blondes

2) Fat chicks

In fact, I firmly believe that dark hair adds twenty pounds to a woman ass.

But if this is your thing…more power to you. That leaves more thin blondes for me.

Thanks!

What John Edwards Can Get Away With That You Other Guys Cannot

Roissy has a hilarious, but spot-on discussion of why John Edwards can not only get away with fathering a child by his mistress, but get his wife to cover for him by lying to the media:

John Edwards’ wife lies for him knowing he was fucking and impregnating a new age whore while she lay in a hospital bed with cancer.

Somewhere in America a dutiful beta husband was just served divorce papers and subsequent financial ruin for no reason he can discern except that he didn’t excite his wife’s loins anymore.

People sometimes ask why I so deliberately and unapologetically act in my own self-interest and take what I want.
Because I know the score.
And you should too.

Here’s the link.  Women, you probably shouldn’t click on it and read it.  It’s pretty raw and in-your-face.

http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/08/19/the-incredible-pull-of-alpha-males/