Someone Explain This to Me
Posted by Mr. Sensitive on August 19, 2008
I have made a special effort not to watch one single second of the Olympics this year.
Why you might ask?
Because I am completely sick of commercialized events that are over populated by self absorbed athletes who are more concerned with grabbing every dollar within reach while forgetting the true meaning of the Olympic spirit. (Go ahead…call Mr. Sensitive old fashioned).
Anyway, I ran across a story about this Paraguayan chick who has become the heartthrob of this Olympiad. Her name is Leryn Franco and she competed in a javelin competition (in fact, she finished next last a couple day ago). I was able to locate a picture of her and my first thought was…
…Are you shitting me?!
Now granted…when it comes to women, I have two criteria:
1) Hot blondes
2) Fat chicks
In fact, I firmly believe that dark hair adds twenty pounds to a woman ass.
But if this is your thing…more power to you. That leaves more thin blondes for me.
Thanks!
Kevin said
Congratulations Mr. Sensitive! You have taken the Gold Medal for Douche Bag of the year! I thought for sure John Edwards was going to take it but you totally won hands down. You deserve it Mr. Douche Bag….sorry. My bad. I mean Mr Sensitive.
Mr. Thoughtful said
I think she’s hot.
But in response to Kevin’s comment that Mr. Sensitive is worse than John Edwards – While his wife’s cancer was returning from remission, Edwards had a long affair with his mistress, covered it up while he was running for his party’s nomination for president (if he had won the nomination, or even gotten picked for the VP spot, when the details leaked out it would have torpedoed his party’s chance to win the election; this may be a good or bad thing, depending on which party you favor).
And Mr. Sensitive wrote a blog post you really disagreed with.
Mr. Sensitive said
Thanks, Kevin.
I would say that it is truly an honor to receive this award from a steaming pile of monkey dung like yourself…
…but it’s not.